||[Jun. 24th, 2008|06:29 pm]
Pass the Bunny
Ok. Here's the deal. I want this fic. But the authors who I would normally coerce into writing it for me are already busy writing other stuff I have demanded of them. ::sigh::
SO. I have a challenge for bandom.
I outline the very basics, you all write like mad, I give the top two ficcers a prize. I am thinking 6 months paid LJ time or the equivalent. Say, a CD of your choosing? A cool t-shirt from threadless.com? Your very own unicorn doll?
What I want:
Pairings: Brendon/Jon, Bob/Spencer, Cash/Marshall/Ian (in any combination), Pete/Patrick, Travis/William/Gabe (in any combination), Ryan/Keltie, judicial use of Vicky-T and Zack and Tom and whoever else you want to throw in. A side order of Panic GSF can never be wrong.
Rating: Porn, lots of rough n dirty and sweet n sappy and everything in between sexing. Throw every kink you can think of at me, fisting and double penetration (cocks or toys, I'm not that picky) get bonus points. Except for Gerard. No sex for Geeway, at least not where I can see, unless he takes a shower first. >.>
Summary: Surfer AU, but I will accept other (non-historical) AUs, too. I just really, really want an awesome Surfer AU where Jon doesn't die.
Oh yeah, and no character death.
Drummers checking out each others drums = bonus points. Singing and playing guitars around a campfire with smores = mega bonus points. Brendon being smart and not an obnoxious 5 year old? YOU WILL HAVE MY HEART. Ridic matching (surfer) tattoos? My flail will never die.
As far as the time table goes, let's say September 1rst is when judging will commence. The earlier you get your fic in though, the more I will love you. (Love = points, people) Seriously, I am jonsing here.
SPREAD THE WORD!
In random news, Bob is shorter than Spencer. I had to take a few minutes to process that today.